Friday, March 04, 2011


Last night I geared up and drove over to my 24hour Gym.

On the Door was this sign:
Dear Snap Fitness Members:
Due to the Fire Next Door the Gym is Closed
We appreciate your patience as we restore our Fitness Centre to Working Conditions


Fuck you James.  

I was stunned, you truly are an evil genius, but I was not foiled. There are exactly TWO Snap locations in this city and, my lovely membership entitles me to use either one.... which is exactly what I, and the rest of the population of my city, did last night. 

Good try... Good try. 


  1. Wow ... you are dedicated. I'd have see that as Divine Intervention and gone home.

  2. HA! I am totally with Dani on this one- I would have promptly turned tail and b lined straight home.